Making Sheep at Yale

Pretty good piece on the kinds of sheep that end up at Ivy League schools (although we got a lot of livestock here too).

http://www.theamericanscholar.org/su08/elite-deresiewicz.html

First Campus Walk

My first look at the campus almost sent to the airport and the next flight home. Construction started here in the early-1960s and most of the important buildings were designed by a famous Brutalist architect, Jorge Perierra. The exciting new building material for the Brutalists was concrete and I walked buy one concrete monolith after another. In most of the buildings, all other materials - glass, iron, wood, you name it - had been completely marginalized. A standard feature was to have tiny windows sunken into bulging concrete dormers so that only meager light could ever leak through. Few of the buildings grouped together coherently, mostly they just stood, isolated, glowering down at me.
The stark setting rejected human beings. It didn't help that most students hadn't shown up yet so that it was even quieter and sterile than usual. California bought this land, cheap, from a real estate corporation looking to develop the region. The campus represents the perfect partnership of state and corporate interest, but there doesn't seem to be much place for people in it.

Soccer Surrealism

I've been playing soccer with a group of Persian guys in what seems to be a rollerblade hockey rink. It's a face game, wall bouncing off the walls and the perimeter fence.

Last time we played I asked one of the guys where I could find a grass game.

I'm new here, I said.

Are you a freshman? He said.

It occurred to me that my freshman year came before he was born.

A Slight Improvement on Brooklyn

Hummingbirds are the pigeons of Irvine.
Rabbits are the rats.
Three rabbits live in the bushes below my window. At night they sit for hours on the grass outside their burrows, not eating, not moving, just staring into space. I watch them there and the narrow shadows of their leporid profiles.

Instilling Values

The university works to introduce upper-class leisure activities to grad students. Rock climbing, surfing, personal trainers, rowing... For future doctors, lawyers, engineers.
In the humanities if you get to be a full professor, these can be your hobbies as well: of course, there are fewer and fewer full professors every day...

What Time Is It on Bedford Av e?

A half-dozen times a day, I find myself counting ahead three hours so I'll know what time it really is.

It Sure Ain't Brooklyn

Somehow I ended up in the suburban wastelands of southern California after fifteen years in New York City. Every morning I look at the Jet Blue website for the next plane home.